so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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