just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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