sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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