The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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