Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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