For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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