Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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