just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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