Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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