I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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