Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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