We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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