so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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