what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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