need another drink. this is the easiest way
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
My cat gives me a boner
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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