I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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