You can't motorboat a personality
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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