If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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