Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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