real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You don't make any sense
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