you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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