Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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