Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she told me i tasted like america
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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