I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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