Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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