I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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