Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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