It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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