problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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