I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm like, not good at living.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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