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If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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