Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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