Duck Duck Cougar?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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