she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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