Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it was like eating out sand paper
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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