So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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