it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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