I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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