she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
my shit smells like andre
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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