i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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