I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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