I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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