She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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