that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
NoShamevember. You game?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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