i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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