we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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