I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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