My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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