Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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