Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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