i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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